Oatmeal in the UK

While it's in a land far, far away (dammit!) where they speak with funny accents and have pictures of the queen on their currency, even in the UK --- they eat oatmeal for breakfast! Here is "Frank" proving this breakfast similarity between nations true. However, in England, they might be more likely to call it "porridge" (or perhaps "gruel" if "Frank" was an orphan in a Charles Dickens' novel.) Hey, wait a minute -- where are the baked beans and the rest of the funny stuff?