Mothers are always right.

I am resisting sending my mother the e-mail that proves that something she KNOWS she "e-mailed me about" was NOT in the e-mail that she actually sent me. She is unaware that one of the purposes of e-mail is to verify these sorts of claims.

Why? Because mothers are always right. I'll just nod and agree, "mmhmmm" and say that I must have forgotten all about it.